- cashier: will that be cash or credit
- lady gaga: i'll take credit thanks
- lady gaga: i'll take credit for EVERYTHING
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
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Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings
LOLLLL Omg š
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This was so intense for a kidsā movie
those statues used to scare me pissless
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my favorite character in boku no pico is grandpa. look at this motherfucker, he donāt give a shit that his grandson is hanging out with a man twice is age. actually thereās probably something illegal about making a child work at a bar but clearly he doesnāt give a FFFFUUUCK. whatās he smoking? is that opium or some shit? heās smoking it in ever scene. clearly this man is above the law. i love picoās grandpa. this shit should be called boku no ojiisan.
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Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.
Iām not sure what he means by āvisitā. Iām a permanent resident.Ā
Wait.. You are allowed to leave?!?!?
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im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
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when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cherās greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks thatās what made me gay
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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